My entry for the "Welcome to the Finals"-Contest from the Game League of Legends.
1. Flypaper: Flying Champions have a reduced movement speed. (-50%)
2. Tattoo machine: Enemy units get a bleeding wound. Makes 100 damage. Leaves a youth sin.
3. Wigs: Enemy units will no longer recognize, in which team you are.
4. Fortune Cookies: Contains words of encouragement for you and your team.
5. Bra: Male allied champions do 5% more damage. Male opponents make 10% less damage.
6. Tampon(?): All the damage you take because of "Bleeding" is reduced to 0.
I did not win, but life goes on.